The blockbuster memoir might also be a literary success, however it represents an abject failure of insight, writes former Vanity Fair editor and writer of The Palace Papers, Tina Brown.
One of the few good choices that Prince Harry has made in the remaining five turbulent years was to take George Clooney’s advice and appoint a ghostwriter as knowledgeable as the novelist JR Moehringer. Spare is gripping in its ability to channel Harry’s unresolved emotional pain, his panicky, blinkered drive, his improbably winning rapscallion voice, and his skewed, conflicted worldview. Best of all, Moehringer is aware of how to drill down into scattered reminiscences and extract the critical important points that make this hyper-personal chronicle an sudden literary success.
Who will forget about the scene of monarch and grandson grasping useless pheasants, “their bodies still heat via my gloves” after a Sandringham shoot, confronting every other as she tries to get away in her Range Rover from what she knows is coming. “I’ve been instructed that, er, that I have to ask your permission to propose [to Meghan],” Harry mumbles. “Well then,” replies her majesty, “I suppose I have to say yes.” It’s one of the joys of this memoir that Harry is nevertheless perplexing over her answer. “Was she being sarcastic? Ironic? Was she indulging in a bit of wordplay?” One imagines that gingery face screwed up in a knot of incomprehension that no sentient reader shares about what the queen in reality meant.
The most effective character in the story, Diana, never honestly appears, different than in radiant glimpses. The unassuageable soreness of the 12-year-old Harry’s loss gives Moehringer a potent, overarching literary device. His mother, Harry heartbreakingly decided, was once now not certainly useless at all. She had “disappeared”, observed a way to escape her unhappy, haunted life, and make a “fresh start” (perhaps in Paris or a log cabin in the Alps). Expectation of her Second Coming freezes his heart and will no longer allow him to cry except once, when her coffin is lowered into the floor at Althorp. The din of the world’s mourning and the limitless tawdry explorations of what definitely came about that night time in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel, location Harry’s personal recollections in a lock field even he can't get admission to till a step forward in his mid-30s in a therapist’s office. The only issue of his mother’s loss of life that he finds unforgettable is the identity of these who triggered it: the press and the paps, variously referred to as ghouls, pustules, dogs, weasels, idiots and sadists, who after “torturing” his mother “would come for me”. The “red mist” of his rage towards them in no way lifts. The reader is with him all the way as the hack-pack humiliates the rudderless prince for each adolescent misstep.
What Harry does no longer realise, however, is that his magical wondering about Diana’s “disappearance” extends to more than one different components of his life. He writes as if he is the first privileged male to be aware the unfairness of primogeniture (the “hierarchy”, as he likes to name it with sinister emphasis). Well, duh. The monarchy invented it. The stately houses of England – belonging to many of the people he was once at college with – are all inhabited via winners of the beginning lottery whilst the youthful siblings are relegated to some mouldy manor house and a sinecure at a financial institution (if lucky). Harry, we can all agree, has carried out better than most. At the age of 30, he inherited many hundreds of thousands from Diana and extra from the queen mom when she died in 2002. (The fridge at his modest “Nott Cott” bachelor digs within the rarely shabby environs of Kensington Palace is, he tells us, frequently “stuffed with vacuum packed meals despatched by means of Pa’s chef”.)
It is no longer so a whole lot start order that is Harry’s problem; it’s the century he was born in, and even greater so the one in which he lives. God assist absolutely everyone who would possibly have told the Red Earl Spencer, Queen Victoria’s mercurial Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, to shave off his flaming, efflorescent beard, as William instructed Harry. Prince Harry of Wales, his descendant, is without a doubt a classic pistol-whirling 19th-century aristocrat always spoiling for a fight, mowing down the enemy in Afghanistan, yomping via Wales with trench foot, trekking the North Pole with a frost-bitten penis that he later cocoons in a “bespoke cock cushion” (an apt description, perhaps, of his Goop-like existence in Montecito). “You’re no longer terribly concerned, if I may also say so, Lieutenant Wales, with dying,” his navy helicopter trainer tells him. “I defined I hadn’t been afraid of death when you consider that the age of 12.”
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